Basically I Eat Potato Chips: Thru-Hiking With The Most Common Food Intolerances

I know that some people think that food intolerances aren't real. But if I eat gluten, dairy or soy I shit my brains out, and I know I'm not alone in this. Lots of people can't properly digest one or more of these things. Having diarrhea on the trail makes hiking pretty hard, and I've … Continue reading Basically I Eat Potato Chips: Thru-Hiking With The Most Common Food Intolerances

anatomy of a resupply box

Clockwise from jerky: flattened dried bananas, tea/emergen-c/electrolytes, fish oil, multivitamin, rice krispie treat, cocaine (jk it's magnesium powder), chocolate protein powder, gf oreos, chia seeds, banana chips, prunes, bars, nutz, dried peas, dried spinach, raisins, granola #1, granola #2, dried split pea soup (alternates with dried refried beans and dried curried lentil soup), more bars, … Continue reading anatomy of a resupply box

wherein the convoluted tornado of chaos resolves itself into something resembling a shape

I've been carrying around this wild tornado of space-time all hacked up into bits, organized on to-do lists but not existing, yet, the future a mighty weight dependent on my own minute-by-minute choices and the organizational capabilities of my own damn brain. Now the future has a shape, it fills out space-time in a voluminous … Continue reading wherein the convoluted tornado of chaos resolves itself into something resembling a shape

My public service announcement to the PCT class of 2014

To everyone who's hiking the trail this year: I know you guys are really busy right now, and you're really excited. You've got homemade bars to vacuum pack and gear spreadsheets to make. You haven't yet found the perfect windshirt (what is a windshirt, anyway?) and your permits have yet to come in the mail. … Continue reading My public service announcement to the PCT class of 2014