9 thoughts on “Can’t. Stop.

  1. hilarious. i’m just getting into your blog by the way, and i love love love it! how you find time to write with such intricate accuracy astounds me. perhaps it just rolls out of you effortlessly. whatever way it comes, i’m in love with it, so thank you.

  2. Dear Carrot. I was looking on Craigslist and one of the first things I saw was something about riding freight trains. I thought “that looks interesting” and when I opened the link, there you were. How is life?? I haven’t seen you since that strange running into you as you were leaving and we were too and it was weird. I’ve been meaning to write, but haven’t had an opportunity to. I guess it was a sign from the heavens. hahaha. oh, and your Lindsey Lohan thing kept me entertained for a while. 🙂
    Where are you? What are you doing?

  3. carrot! darling friend! i saw these very vacation photos and wished so badly we were looking at them together on my laptop! and then i had a fucked up gender policing moment where i was like “whoa samro-butch in a bikini!???! really???”


  4. Hey,
    I just happened upon your posting while checking the rideshare board on Minneapolis’ craigslist-. i really enjoyed your writing and the honesty with which you portray the life that youre living. Too often I think people tend to romanticize the life that they live and leave out the details about pin worms, almost freezing, getting scabies in south america and the like, not to mention admissions of privilege. Your ability to talk about the whole experience such as it is makes the writing come off as genuine and not just a propaganda piece, if that makes sense at all. Anyhow, I get the impression that youre still in ohio? If you need a ride to minneapolis, Ill be heading to michigan, arriving on saturday and leaving monday–Ill be in grand rapids so if you want to catch a ride back to minneapolis or anywhere in between, please feel free to drop me an email–if you email me i can also give you a phone number where you can reach me. Either way, happy travels, I look forward to reading more

  5. Hey there I found your blog via a post you did on Portland craigslist.

    We should talk sometime…

    widerstand (at) riseup (dot) net

    (I don’t want spammers to find my email address)

  6. S H E A – Hi friend! I'm in Ohio. I'm doing fantastic. I'm chillaxing. Then me & a friend are riding the train to North Carolina, where I'll see some old friends I miss really, really bad. I'll be back in PDX by the end of october, at which time we should hang out. ! ! ! ! !! ! Thanks for reading, friend! ! ! !

    A D R I E N N E – SAMRO IN A BIKINI. A PINK bikini! It's kind of incredible, isn't it? Even better than the pictures, tho, is the commentary on Dlisted. I mean it's horrible, but I love it. For example-
    "The back alleyway version of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon cuddled for the cameras at TV Guide's after-Emmy party in Los Angeles last night. HoHan looks like a New Jersey morning-shift stripper desperately trying to look extra classy for a family wedding, but I can forgive her. She topped the look off with a baby dyke and that is the must-have accessory of the year."
    ???! ! ! ?! !?!

    J U S T D I S A S S E M B L E D –
    Thanks for reading, stranger! I currently need no rides to Minneapolis, but thanks for the offer, and for the great comments on my blog! I'll look you up if my train ever breaks up in Minneapolis again!

  7. Oh ADRIENNE! I Forgot about this part! From Dlisted-

    “In high school, there was this majorly butchie gym teacher who basically made SamRo look like fucking Claudia Schiffer. A lot of dumb whores would mistakenly call her Mr. Honeycutt instead of Ms. Honeycutt (the names have been changed to protect the innocent). When it came time to get into the pool, Ms. Honeycutt came out in a tight one-piece swimsuit. It made all of us slap ourselves in the eyes, because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing. We expected this bull dyke to come out in an oversized t-shirt and trunks to her knees. It made me feel uncomfortable at first, but then it was kind of hot. I like the unexpected.”

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