Best. Bumper Sticker. Ever.

Seen today, on the bumper of an old chevy-REAL COWBOYSare packed like a can of biscuitsAlso, it's national "Give all your money to Kinko's" week on planet Zine. I think they cut down a whole forest just for this. Don't forget, everyone, you can ask them to put 100% recycled into the machine.

The Hole

There's a hole in my mouth, a bottomless portal, that leads I do not know where. The dentist opened it up with his subtle knife and neglected to close it up again, and now I am stuck with this swirling vortex in my jaw, which turns round and round and sucks in food particles, if … Continue reading The Hole

Eight Letter Words

I've been thinking about knuckle tattoos lately, just for fun. And so I've been collecting 8 letter words, the way people collect stamps and rubber bands- pointlessly. Here are some of my favorites-SOLITUDEHOMESICKSNUGGLESFAVORITEZUCCHINIZOOMANIA (what does this one mean?)ZESTIESTZILLIONSZIPPEREDZIPPIESTZIRCONIAZEOLOTRYYOKELESSYEASTILYYOUNGESTYOURSELFYOUTHFULYELLOWEDYEARNINGYEARLONGXEROXINGWUSSIESTWRISTLETWRINKLEDWRANGLERWORMWOODWORMHOLEWOOSHINGWORDLESSWORDPLAYWOOL HATSWOOLLENSWOODSMANWOODSHEDWOODPILEWOODLAND (!!!!)WONDERERWANDERERWONDROUSWOBEGONEWIZARDRYWITTIESTWITHEREDWIRELESSWILDFIREWILDLIFEWHOMEVERWHOOPLASWHIZBANGI didn't think of these myself- they're from this page-http://www.esclub.gr/games/wordox/8.htmlI started reading them backwards and Whizbang … Continue reading Eight Letter Words