Wait wait- I have found the very best knuckle tattoo. The very best combination of 8 letters that exists, anywhere. It came to me today, while riding my bike home from a friend's, where I'd eaten an incredible meal of-smallish crab plucked from the puget sound by one friend, red in color, boiled and cracked … Continue reading How I Really Feel
Best. Bumper Sticker. Ever.
Seen today, on the bumper of an old chevy-REAL COWBOYSare packed like a can of biscuitsAlso, it's national "Give all your money to Kinko's" week on planet Zine. I think they cut down a whole forest just for this. Don't forget, everyone, you can ask them to put 100% recycled into the machine.
I got a blog award!
From Hobo Stripper- because she likes my blog. The award looks like this-and I'm not sure what it means. And neither did HoboStripper, when she got it. It's sort of interesting that way- a trinket wrapped in obscurity, regifted all over the internet. But she likes my blog and now I get to give the … Continue reading I got a blog award!
There's a hole in my mouth, a bottomless portal, that leads I do not know where. The dentist opened it up with his subtle knife and neglected to close it up again, and now I am stuck with this swirling vortex in my jaw, which turns round and round and sucks in food particles, if … Continue reading The Hole
Eight Letter Words
I've been thinking about knuckle tattoos lately, just for fun. And so I've been collecting 8 letter words, the way people collect stamps and rubber bands- pointlessly. Here are some of my favorites-SOLITUDEHOMESICKSNUGGLESFAVORITEZUCCHINIZOOMANIA (what does this one mean?)ZESTIESTZILLIONSZIPPEREDZIPPIESTZIRCONIAZEOLOTRYYOKELESSYEASTILYYOUNGESTYOURSELFYOUTHFULYELLOWEDYEARNINGYEARLONGXEROXINGWUSSIESTWRISTLETWRINKLEDWRANGLERWORMWOODWORMHOLEWOOSHINGWORDLESSWORDPLAYWOOL HATSWOOLLENSWOODSMANWOODSHEDWOODPILEWOODLAND (!!!!)WONDERERWANDERERWONDROUSWOBEGONEWIZARDRYWITTIESTWITHEREDWIRELESSWILDFIREWILDLIFEWHOMEVERWHOOPLASWHIZBANGI didn't think of these myself- they're from this page-http://www.esclub.gr/games/wordox/8.htmlI started reading them backwards and Whizbang … Continue reading Eight Letter Words