Happy Wal-Mart Stampede Day! I hope you got to eat some pie yesterday, and that you feel loved. My book is now available in paperback! I was initially hesitant to release it in paperback (as opposed to just an ebook) because actual physical books cost more to print and so I have to charge more for it, which is a bummer. But it’s also nice to have an actual book, no? So now, if you read the book and hate it, you can set it on fire! Or throw it into the air and shoot it full of arrows! Or drop it from a helicopter into the sea!

You can find the book on Amazon here.