Readers! If you don’t already have my book, and you’d like to read it, leave a comment here- the first twenty people will get a free copy of the kindle edition. The comment box will ask for your email, and then I’ll have it (don’t worry, it won’t be published and I won’t do anything else with it) and I’ll use your email to gift you a copy of the book via amazon. To read the book you’ll either need a kindle or this free kindle app that you can download to your phone/tablet/computer/frontal lobe (jk).
Why am I doing this? Because gifting your book on amazon increases your ranking, and the higher your ranking, the more visible your book is, and the more likely people are to download it. Win, win, win!
Now that I’m putting my work on Amazon, I’m not only a writer but a publisher and an editor and a marketer and a million other things and it’s giving me a headache. But that might also be because I have a really bad cold and I can’t breathe through my face.
Here’s Potato’s playboy centerfold-
CARROT QUINN 
me! StacyLRegan@gmail.com
Me too?
As well as I..?
I would love to check our yr book!
Me too
I’d love to have a copy of your book! Thank you!
I would love to read your book!
Please!
Miss January’s Turn Ons: sniffing nethers, colorful afghans, and bones.
Miss January’s Turn Offs: peeing in the rain, the V-E-T, dingleberries
I greatly enjoyed the work you published a few weeks ago, sign me up!
Hope your cold is better. Would love to read your book!
me? 🙂
AH HA HA HA, Carol, that’s hilarious. 🙂
I’d love to read your book! And I’m hiking the PCT this year too!
ME! and I will buy it as a present for a friend, too!
Just found you from comments on another blog. Can’t wait to read your blog and would love to read your book.
count me in, Carrot, I’d love a book.
Ok, I’ve sent everyone a copy. Check your spam folder if you don’t see an email from amazon or from me.
Would love to give it a read, sounds like a great book!
Am I too late? I’d love to read your book.
I have the same question as Susanne — am I too late? Doubtless I am. I am in Seattle, and I can’t keep up.
I just found your blog today and I’d love a copy of your book (if it’s still available).
Maureen! Unfortunately I am no longer gifting copies, but you can find it on Amazon! And thanks for reading my blog.