Haikus while I wait in line at the vancouver dmv

Clark county felons
And people who raise children
Which bathroom to use

Air conditioning
Cheetos, shouting, diet coke
My number is called

Next to me, a man
Wears a monogrammed track suit
He has no title

A small blonde woman
Looks red beneath the white lights
Wears so many rings

Your saint-like patience
My tithe to beuracracy
Our enlightenment