I AM GOING TO READ YOU A STORY
IN A BRIGHTLY COLORED T-SHIRT
OR A TASTEFULLY CUFFED BUTTON-DOWN
LIVE AND IN PERSON
Seven p.m. sharp, followed by an open-mic. (YOU COULD READ TOO)
I’ll be reading a surprise. As an alternative to the surprise, what would you like me to read? If you could have your choice from the following topics, which one would you pick?
my obscene privilege
a blend of all six (you’ll have to wait for the book)
I will also sell you outdated issues of my zine, which has more typos and worse writing than my blog (but lots of stories you haven’t read)
Come on down, people, and see me trip over my own sentences! I just got my hair cut like Joey from Full House!